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Now! Available for your Toyota! DASHBOARD BUDDHA

Dashboard BuddaFollowing over a half-century’s successes Christianity has had with dashboard likenesses of Christ, the Journal of American Rocket Science has developed a solution that can get you through the many crises you may be having just getting your Toyota from home to work.

The Journal of American Rocket Science has developed the dashboard Buddha* for the Toyota Corporation, and the auto dealers can install one in your Toyota for much less than the cost of accelerator pedal replacement or brake repairs.

Make your appointment now!

*Safe for church parking lots

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Osama Bin Laden Takes Credit for Toyota Gas Pedal Defects

Osama Bin Laden In a soon-to-be-publicized announcement, Al-Qaida chief Osama bin Laden says he was the mastermind behind the defective gas pedal in recently manufactured Toyota automobiles that have stuck in a manner that allowed increased acceleration.

“I am a genius,” the Al-Quaida leader remarked, “for taking Japanese transport vehicles and making their drivers into kamikaze pilots.”

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….. And One Giant Hot Dog for Mankind

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Forty years after the Apollo 11 moon landing, a landing approach in a Wisconsin driveway didn’t go so well.

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Endangered Species – Hummer Dealerships

2009_03_hummervilleA prominent and potent symbol of the culmination of Twentieth Century American culture – the Hummer – is disappearing from the highways and parking lots of this nation.

Inevitably, those ostentatious Hummer dealership show places that sold them will likewise become endangered roadside architecture. When these provocatively designed structures located near freeways, disintegrate into the fields, America will have lost the spirit that defined who we are – or were.

Many Hummer dealerships have closed, and their signature overtly curving up and down ramps, with their old-time timber fences, no longer display mighty Hummers humping up at their moment of climax. Instead, weeds sprout through parking lot asphalt, and wind-blown McDonald wrappers are scattered against the large glass show windows that now only reveal a history of lost ideals.
Historic preservation should step up to the plate, and rescue these Hummer Dealerships; convert these structures into Hummer Interpretive Museums, so that future generations can gain the sense of what late Twentieth Century America was all about.

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