Posts Tagged Toyota
Apple Chief Steve Jobs Blames Toyota for New iPhone 4 Signal Loss Problems
Posted by Administrator in Technology on July 19th, 2010
In a teleconference scheduled for this evening, Apple CEO Steve Jobs will lay the blame for the new iPhone 4 signal loss problems on Toyota: specifically, Toyota’s digital braking and acceleration systems, which cause electronic interference with the iPhone 4’s sensitive antenna, thus causing some dropped calls.
According to Jobs, Apple has “proof positive” after extensive testing. He notes that no other automobile causes this situation, but that Toyota vehicles can—even from several hundred feet away.
Now! Available for your Toyota! DASHBOARD BUDDHA
Posted by Administrator in Lifestyle on February 12th, 2010
Following over a half-century’s successes Christianity has had with dashboard likenesses of Christ, the Journal of American Rocket Science has developed a solution that can get you through the many crises you may be having just getting your Toyota from home to work.
The Journal of American Rocket Science has developed the dashboard Buddha* for the Toyota Corporation, and the auto dealers can install one in your Toyota for much less than the cost of accelerator pedal replacement or brake repairs.
Make your appointment now!
*Safe for church parking lots
Osama Bin Laden Takes Credit for Toyota Gas Pedal Defects
Posted by Administrator in World on February 8th, 2010
In a soon-to-be-publicized announcement, Al-Qaida chief Osama bin Laden says he was the mastermind behind the defective gas pedal in recently manufactured Toyota automobiles that have stuck in a manner that allowed increased acceleration.
“I am a genius,” the Al-Quaida leader remarked, “for taking Japanese transport vehicles and making their drivers into kamikaze pilots.”