Posts Tagged Economy
United States Supreme Court to File Today for S Corporation Status in the Bahamas
Posted by Administrator in Politics on January 28th, 2010
In a very quiet move today, the United States Supreme Court will incorporate to establish itself as an S corporation. The justices will be using an online program, www.incorporatefast.com, and by tomorrow will be packing up file cabinets onto a Fedex cargo plane for their new corporate headquarters in an undisclosed location in the Bahamas.
“We are taking this move to become a more effective instrument of justice,” a court spokesperson stated, “So we have to become a corporation in order to better serve corporate interests.” The off-shore location will greatly reduce their tax obligations.
As to what will become of the soon-to-be vacant Supreme Court Building in the heart of Washington D.C., the justices are negotiating a long term lease to the Hilton Hotel Corporation.
What is it with the hyper-glittery chrome, when there is so much cocaine to buy?
Posted by Administrator in Economy on November 10th, 2009
The Journal of American Rocker Science Recommends: Cash For McMansions be next on Obama’s Agenda
Posted by Administrator in Economy, Real Estate on August 6th, 2009
The wildly successful Cash for Clunkers program to thin out gas guzzler cars can make the next step to rid America’s energy wasting way of life. A federal program to buy those super-sized, garage-bloated McMansions should be next on the White House do-list. These gargantuan edifices cause more energy waste than the automobile clunkers, not to mention they are much more visually embarrassing on the American landscape.
Journal of American Rocket Science Says Federal Stimulus Package Should All Go to Artists
Posted by Administrator in Volume II on February 15th, 2009
In an unusual editorial statement today, the Journal of American Rocket Science stated the Federal Stimulus package should be entirely sent to artists in this country, who can immediately pump the cash right back into the American economy. This massive economic recovery, the journal claims, should not go to banks, who will just squirrel it away in their accounts, never to see the light of day. Artists have no bank accounts, and the money will be immediately be put in play in local art supply stores, musical instruments, studio rentals, PBR purchases, car repairs and bus fares that can generate jobs for coffee shop servers, bar tenders, and other economic stimulators.
In addition, artists’ spending can have a “green effect,” as newly opened art galleries and music performances in coffeehouses in non-descript vacant storefronts don’t draw crowds that bring auto traffic. Moreover, new galleries and performance spaces in formerly vacant warehouse buildings, will eventually create a “hot zone” that creates trendy property values and eradicates urban blight, outperforming public agency revitalization programs.
The Journal of American Rocket Science advocates congress to change their programs and spread the money to artists in every city of America.
