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Minnesota Public Radio Picks Krista Tippet to Replace Garrison Keillor as Prairie Home Companion Host
Posted by Administrator in Entertainment, Local on April 4th, 2011
Although not yet publically announced, informed sources with The Journal of American Rocket Science have discovered that Minnesota Public Radio has selected spiritual enthusiast Krista Tippet to lead MPR’s long-running Prairie Home Companion show. She will replace the show’s founder, Garrison Keillor, when he retires sometime in 2012.
Tippet’s MPR show, Being, which evolved from its previous form, Speaking of Faith, will now transform the folk music and chicken jokes of Keillor’s old-fashioned, radio variety show into incorporeal realms where abstract deifications of banjo joy gain understanding as nourishment of rhythmic meaning. It will also answer the eternal question why a chicken crosses the road: to transport self beyond traditional boundaries. And the everyday lives of Lake Wobegon’s residents, marked by habitual oddness of pragmatic events, will be guided by Tippet beyond their humdrum existentialism into fulfilling realms of self-actualization.
The show’s name, Prairie Home Companion, will become Prairie Quantum Indeterminism.
According to informed sources, when Tippet was asked if she will sing on the show, she replied, “No, I can’t sing. However, Keillor can’t sing either.”
Journal of American Rocket Science Accuses Televangelist Pat Robertson of Suppressing Rush Limbaugh’s Devil Pact
Posted by Administrator in Entertainment, Religion on January 20th, 2010
Carefully researched information by the Journal of American Rocket Science has revealed that Televangelist Pat Robertson has known for years that political animation figure Rush Limbaugh rid himself of his addiction to painkiller drugs by pleading with the devil to exorcise him of his troublesome habit. Robertson, however, has hidden his awareness of Limbaugh’s recovery, which he was told by the devil himself when the Hades honcho decided to tease the faux-religious Robertson about his comrade.
In return for freeing him of his drug habit, Limbaugh agreed to do all in his power to bring down America with his hyper-weirdo vitriolic attacks. Since Robertson has the same motives to demonstrate divine punishment for what he believes liberals have done to the nation, the Journal of American Rocket Science questions if this is why Robertson, in a pact of his own with Rush, for once is keeping quiet.
