A soon-to-be-announced coalition of liberal Catholics is organizing a massive internet “pray-in” event to sent Pope Benedict XVI into rapture. The “Benny-up,” also known as the “Ratzinger Rapture,” will, as the liberal coalition states, “put him into a better place, for him, and all of us.” The transfer of his vestments after the rapture has already been taken care of. It in a scheduled internet auction, Muammar Ghaddafi has announced he will top anyone placing a bid. Stay tuned for upcoming updates. For further details, see benny-up666@gmail.org.
Muammar Ghaddafi, Pope Benedict
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