Archive for February, 2010
My Job Is Mining Lead—But That Tells Me A Lot About Paint
Posted by Administrator in Lifestyle on February 19th, 2010
“From the June 1939 issue of Architectural Record”
Now! Available for your Toyota! DASHBOARD BUDDHA
Posted by Administrator in Lifestyle on February 12th, 2010
Following over a half-century’s successes Christianity has had with dashboard likenesses of Christ, the Journal of American Rocket Science has developed a solution that can get you through the many crises you may be having just getting your Toyota from home to work.
The Journal of American Rocket Science has developed the dashboard Buddha* for the Toyota Corporation, and the auto dealers can install one in your Toyota for much less than the cost of accelerator pedal replacement or brake repairs.
Make your appointment now!
*Safe for church parking lots
Under-Designed vs Over-designed
Posted by Administrator in Art & Design on February 9th, 2010
As design is becoming more important in everyday life, we sometimes decry what is under-designed. But when we look at the world around us, can we see certain relationships between what is under-designed and what is over-designed?
Here are some possibilities:
Osama Bin Laden Takes Credit for Toyota Gas Pedal Defects
Posted by Administrator in World on February 8th, 2010
In a soon-to-be-publicized announcement, Al-Qaida chief Osama bin Laden says he was the mastermind behind the defective gas pedal in recently manufactured Toyota automobiles that have stuck in a manner that allowed increased acceleration.
“I am a genius,” the Al-Quaida leader remarked, “for taking Japanese transport vehicles and making their drivers into kamikaze pilots.”
