Archive for June, 2009
Are You Ready for Geatteauclad Vinyl Siding?
Posted by Administrator in Real Estate on June 22nd, 2009
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re you looking to increase your hipness to impress your suburban neighbors? Do you want your ranch house or split level to stand out from all the other plastic-like look-alike places around you?
Just wearing faded denim isn’t way enough. What you need is to cover your house with Geatteauclad – the vinyl siding with the replica tough urban area gritty patterns – just like those run-down inner city houses have.
You can get Geatteauclad in several patterns: “Stoned” that simulates the asphalt roll siding that imitates stone. Or “A-peeling” – the pattern looking just like deteriorated wood lap siding. Maybe you just might be cool enough for “stick n’ brick” vinyl looking like real imitation brick that has random wood stick patterns giving the effect of careless fix-ups.
With Geatteauclad, you can attain that urban cool and feel like you are living on the edge, while knowing that you – after all – are safe. Look for Geatteauclad – coming soon in the big box home center stores in your suburb!
Confederacy of Chickens Inc. Plans to Convert Block E into Chicken Coop
Posted by Administrator in Local, Real Estate on June 7th, 2009
Vacancy posters and for lease signs continue to proliferate in the store windows of Block E, the soon-to-be vacant and once-ballyhooed downtown Minneapolis retail showpiece. Mall owners and city government are finding no buyers in their offer to sell the troubled retail behemoth to take-over mall entrepreneurs. Nonetheless, one development group is planning a serious offer to take over the trouble spot—the Confederacy of Chickens Inc, who plan on converting the pseudo-glitzy complex into an organic chicken coop. To borrow a bit from tradition, the confederacy plans to name their enterprise Cluck E.
“This mall is a very appropriate nurturing environment for raising healthy organic chickens,” say Confederacy representatives. “Rather than being crowded together in the industrialized chicken farms, Cluck E will give these fowl room to roam around in free-range mode, which gives opportunity for a proper chicken life-style growth.” A Confederacy of Chickens spokesperson adds, “This shopping mall architecture was designed to be conducive for small-brain creatures to thrive, so it should work well for chickens.”
