Monthly Archives: April 2009

Michele Bachmann Seeks New Image


I’m just a plain ordinary Minnesota farm girl at heart,” she exclaims.

Still under wraps, political makeover specialists are working to reverse some unfavorable perceptions of Michele Bachmann, U.S. House representative from Minnesota’s Sixth District, and the state’s most controversial politician. These handlers have chosen food as a basic component of everyday life, and butter seems most appropriate.

Soon, the iconic image of a cheerful Indian maiden holding a box of one of Minnesota’s most well known products will take on the congresswoman’s visage. A comprehensive marketing campaign will present her in an “I’m just a plain ordinary Minnesota farm girl at heart” character.

The Michele Bachmann Appointment Calendar


Now – available from the Journal of American Rocket Science –
the Michelle Bachmann Appointment Calendar for 2009 -2010

Now you can enjoy the words of Minnesota’s controversial Republican U.S. House
of Representative Michelle Bachmann, as she really spoke them in public.

And printed below – rebuttals by her ardent critics – all encapsulated in this
appointment calendar as produced by the Journal of American Rocket Science.

Order yours now – contact the Journal of American Rocket Science and get your
Michelle Bachmann Appointment Calendar!